Now THIS is Looney

Lists, and more lists all about ME, Looney Bin Drop Out. This is an updated site, and since I am so damn crazy, what is true today may change tomorrow.

Friday, December 09, 2005

It's not THAT taboo!

1. Given a homeless guy more than $5? Now this totally depends on defintion... a homeless man like just on the street that I didn't know? No, not even $1... But, I've had homeless friends, and in that case, yes.
2. Spent more than $500 on a bf/gf's gift or a night out? Um, no.
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day? "Person", yes.... Person of opposite sex, no.
4. Hooked up with a good friends bf/gf behind their back? Oh, I suck... yes.
5. Dated two people at once? Yup.
6. Actually met someone from myspace that you didn't know before? I think myspace sucks and will have no part in it.
7. Been raped? Date raped, yes.
8. Failed more than one class? I only failed in High School, when I was agoraphobic (meaning I was afraid to leave my house.)
.9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin? ...No (but, I did lose my virginity to a virgin)
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race? ...Yes (one, Puerto Rician... we called him the Puerto Rician Dream... yummy)
11. Ran around naked outside in the daytime/night time? ...C'mon, I was a stripper, of course!
12. Scuba dived? ..No, damn it!
13. Snorkled? ...No.... my life is boring in the non-sexual aspect!
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet? ..I don't think so... If so, I was really drunk that time!
15. Got your stomach pumped from alcohal poisoning? ...Surprisingly, no... probably should have.
16. Threw up from alcohol? ...Um, yeah.... Lots, and Lots of times......
17. Been suspended from school? ....Nope...
18. Kissed someone of the same sex? .... I'm bisexual... So, that's a big YES
19. Wore a short skirt with out panties? Lots... Even on my wedding day... teeheee... well, that was a dress, but still...
20. Let a guy paint your toenails? ...Yup.....
21. Met someone famous? ...A few......... Dated Josie Scott (lead singer of Saliva)...
22. Saved someone's life? ...No ... But, I tell my kids I save their lives by not taking it every day!
23. Seen someone die? .....Yes, my grandmother.
24. Killed someone? ... Only in my dreams ;)
25. Been in a physical fight? ... Yup.... always one hitters.... pussy ass bitches never hit me back... I am only 5'2" for pete's sake! Hit me back bitch!!!
26. Hooked up with someone 10yrs older or younger than you? ...Nope... Wouldn't do younger, they'd only be 16....ewwwww
27. Been arrested? ...Nope... See my halo??
28. Spent the night in jail? ...Yup... See archives... it was a suicide watch... fuckers
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year? ...No... that would suck!
30. Had sex outside? ....Lots!
31. Given or gotten road head? ....Yup!... Nearly died a few times... that shit is dangerous folks!
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home? ...Er... Yeah....hehe
33. Had phone sex? ...Kinda... not really though....
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene "down there"? ....Not really... There are ways of knowing ahead of time ;)
35. Watched the donkey show? I have seen lots of ????? for answers on these kiddos... so, let me educate you: The donkey show is a woman fucking a donkey (usually Mexico, or TJ)...And, no, I have never seen it... Because I have never been there ;)
36. Had sex without a condom? ...Yes ... eek
37. Had a one night stand? ...Are there really people who haven't?? Really???? SHIT! I am sucking!
38. Triple Kissed? ...Again, I'm bi...So, of course!
39. Had sex on the beach? Not on the beach... but, in the water....
40. Watched porn with someone else? ....Uh, yeah.... I also bartended in a swingers club... Where most bars play sports on the TV's, we played porn... So, I have watched porn with LOTS of someone else's.... ewie :)

41. Been fired from a job? ...Yeah
42. Danced on top of a bar? ...I was a stripper after all... but, I kinda did this everywhere! hehe
43. Had sex somewhere in your high school? OMG! Something I haven't done!! woohoo
44. Bought a vibrator? ...Naturally....
45. Been in a porn shop? ....Yes...Used to work in one of those too... Dang, I had all the nasty jobs, didn't I?


46. Been in a dance competition?... Again, stripper.... But... I was also in ballet and jazz for over 10 years, so I did real dance competitions, too... and won!


47. Had a threesome? ... Several... Not since married... and, won't be sharing him either...


pent more than one night in a hospital? ...Yes ... with each birth... and several looney bins


ODed on a drug? Don't think so... Oh, yeah, another NO... go me, go me!!!


Set a burning bag of poo on someone's front door step? ... um, no.... we left that to the jocks, which I so had no part of.....I was too stoned to have that kind of motivation, man!