100 Things About Me

I stole this from James. I finished this once, and somehow deleted it!!!! 1) I hate computers 2) I LOVE sushi 3) I have three children ages: five, three, and one; two girls and a boy 4) I love to be pregnant, but don't want any more kids 5) I have small hands with long, real nails 6) I have large, fake breasts 7) I have been married for almost three years; sometimes I love it, sometimes I want to run way from home 8) I love flavored martinis; right now my favorite is carmel apple 9) Garage bands and "open mic night" performers play some of the best music 10) I love black eyeliner on men 11) l like how "pretty" my husband is 12) I blame my mom for mostly everything 13) I always have more animals than I should 14) I have a five year old white pomeranian named Heaven 15) My dog's name is ironic because I don't believe in heaven or hell 16) I love pills 17) I only go to hole-in-the-wall, shit-hole bars 18) I have spent too much time in bars 19) I have been diagnosed bipolar 20) I have also been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder 21) Christmas is Wal-Mart's marketing success 22) I love Christmas! 23) I believe there probably was a man named Christ; but I do not believe he "rose from the dead" (I may be crazy, but I am not delusional) 24) I despise organized religon 25) I most closely relate to the Pagan religon (defined by the dictionary as "one who is not Christian, Muslim, or Jewish") 26) I hate the mental health system 27) I love Adam's apples 28) I love women's necks and collar bones 29) I have "J Lo" booty, and I love it 30) I hate working out, but I should do it more 31) I am attracted to artsy people, and I am jealous of them 32) I love to sing, although the people around me wish I didn't 33) I like to dress in vintage clothing 34) Carmen Electra is the sexiest woman alive 35) My dad used to be my hero 36) My husband has replaced my dad; he is the smartest, most patient, most beautiful person I know 37) I love to dance with my son 38) I like to scrapbook 39) I always think I am fat; even when I am not 40) I say that I am not judgemental; but I am 41) I love to debate civil rights and religion; but it requires Ativan 42) I like school 43) I don't believe in anything I believed in as a child 44) I yell too much 45) Shock is my favorite adult film (pc for porn) 46) I was a ballet dancer for 11 years 47) I have horrible balance 48) I was an adult entertainer (pc for stripper) for four years 49) I only like "lipstick" lesbians 50) I like dramatic make up 51) I find gay men especially attractive 52) I hate body hair and don't have any below my eyebrows 53) I am a sexual deviant 54) I sleep on the left side of the bed on my right side 55) If something is out of place in my house I feel out of control 56) Something is always out of place in my house 57) I love Jack Johnson; he makes me happy, sad, and horny 58) I like tall, built men 59) I love to have my bottom lip sucked 60) I need everything to smell good 61) I love to sleep 62) I am angry, often 63) I dislike most people 64) I wish I had friends, but since #63 applies to most people, I don't have any 65) I hate mental illness, sometimes I pretend I don't have any 66) I love hotels, especially themed ones 67) I hate white trash; most of my family has found themselves living in a trailer, I hate them too 68) I love high heels 69) I don't really like this position, but I love oral sex 70) I think I would have liked to live in the 60's 71) I love to decorate 72) I have not decorated my house because I am afraid to mess it up 73) I never had an imaginary friend 74) I hate most things about me 75) I love to flirt 76) I hate football; but love to brag that my husband played college ball 77) I am more materialistic than I would like to be 78) I love tattoos and piercings 79) I love to kiss 80) I hate country music; it makes me homicidal 81) I have unrealistic expectations of people 82) I blame my mom for most everything 83) I judge people (including myself) on weight 84) I love to walk outside barefoot 85) I love to walk around my house in brand new white athletic socks 86) I hate peas 87) I love lyrical jazz performed to modern music 88) I love dirty boys in bands (as long as they are actually clean) 89) I like men in white 90) My five year old is the funniest person I know 91) I hate math 92) I almost always feel like crying 93) I love to get dressed up 94) I like meeting new people 95) I like filling out forms and questionares 96) I wish I never had to eat; but I love food 97) I am an emotional eater, drinker, smoker, and love maker 98) I have been married twice 99) I like reading disturbing material 100) I love candlelit baths