50 useless facts about me

1. I LOVE Jack Johnson. 2. I am a human services major. 3. I don't think I want to work in human services. 4. I change my major almost weekly. 5. I hate other people's kids. 6. My own kids drive me batty a good portion of the time. 7. I want my house to look like the design shows. 8. That is impossible with three kids. 9. I am a scrapbooker. 10. I never think my scrapbook looks good enough. 11. I have a 3.82 GPA 12. I never took my SAT's or ACT's in high school. 13. I moved out of my parent's house two weeks before I turned 16. 14. I have never moved back home. 15. I was married the first time when I was 19. 16. It lasted 14 months....about 12 months too long. 17. If this marrage doesn't work, I will NEVER get married again. 18. I could very easily be a lesbian, as long as we had toys. 19. I clean when I am upset. 20. I clean A LOT. 21. I love to bake during the holidays...which means November thru January...and again in February for Valentine's Day. 22. I can be very domestic. 23. I can also be the drunk girl passed out in the bathroom. 24. I don't like either one of those girls very much. 25. I still refer to myself as a "girl" and talk about "adults" like I am not one of them. 26. This is my age. 27. I let my kids get away with too much. 28. I laugh when my kids cuss. (and then tell them they can't do that and mommy shouldn't laugh) 29. I still think it is weird that I am a mom. 30. I have always wanted to be a mom. 31. I don't think I am a very good mom. 32. I examine every person I encounter based on clothing, weight, and apperance. 33. I don't think I am shallow, but you probably do. 34. I think most people look better than I do. 35. I think that people who look better, deserve better. 36. I think that most people act like this too, but they don't admit it. 37. I am so bored I am writing another damn list. 38. I am a procrasinator. 39. My eyes are green, most people think they are brown. 40. I haven't seen my natural hair color in 13 years. 41. I wear glasses, but lost them when I was drunk with the lesbians. 42. I take pictures of myself to try to see what I really look like. 43. I never look good enough. 44. I am full of self-pity. 45. I do not have a single real-life friend in the town where I live. 46. Almost all of the friends I have had were meth addicts. 47. I think this is because they are the only one's who didn't notice my manias. 48. I want to be alone most of the time. 49. I complain about being lonely constantly. 50. I have always been called a whiner.